
The musical numbers in "Trouble in Storyland"
consist of new lyrics to favourite children's songs and nursery rhymes,
Including - If youre happy and you know it
Where oh where has my little dog gone
The Limbo song
Pop goes the weasel
The Bear went over the mountian
Teddy Bears picnic.
The Farmer in the dell and
She'll be coming round the mountain
The final scene of the show is a nursery rhyme "megamix" containing
the rhyme of ever single character,
Here is an example of the reworked lyrics.
The Spider's Plan(to the tune of Teddy Bears Picnic)
If you all sit there very still, Ill tell you about my plan.
It has to work, Im sure it will. Im certain that no can-
Find the things that all of them need
So Nursery Rhymes that you used to read.
Theyll be gone, yes they will be gone forever.
How I hate those Nursery Rhymes.
You say so many times
When I am done youll forget the lines.
Jack and Jill wont climb the hill
And little bopeep wont see her sheep again.
Marys lamb well its gone to
And as for little Boy Blue
He never will blow his horn.
And all because this nasty old spider,
Has made a nasty plan.
And all their Nursery rhymes are gone.
So if you go down to storyland,
Youre in for a big surprise.
Everyone is wandering round
With tears welling in their eyes
The greatest thing that I have worked out.
Is no more washing down water spouts
Cause Nursery rhymes, they will be gone forever.
Nursery rhymes will finish soon
The cow wont jump the moon.
The dish wont be able to find the spoon.
Miss muffet wont eat curds and whey
Old mother hubbards dog wont need a bone.
The old woman wont find her shoe
She wont be able to.
This has all been such fun.
And all because this nasty old spider,
Has made a nasty plan.
And all their Nursery rhymes are done